If I were running for president, here is my platform.

1.  TAKE RELIGION OUT OF GOVERNMENT COMPLETELY.  NO PRAYING, NO RELIGIOUS VIEWS IN FORMING POLICY, NO SPECIAL TAX ADVANTAGES TO RELIGIOUS GROUPS

2.  INSTITUTE A FLAT TAX RATE FOR EVERYONE, EXCEPT FOR THOSE LIVING UNDER THE POVERTY LINE, WITH NO DEDUCTIONS FOR ANYTHING.

3.  REMOVE OUR TROOPS FROM AFGHANISTAN, IRAQ AND WHATEVER OTHER COUNTRIES IN THE MID EAST WE ARE SECRETLY FIGHTING IN.  NO NATION REBUILDING.  LET’S REBUILD AMERICA

4.  REHAUL SOCIAL SECURITY SO THAT IT IS VIABLE.

5.  REHAUL HEALTHCARE IN THIS COUNTRY BY HAVING A PROGRAM WHEREIN ALL AMERICANS CAN HAVE SOME FORM OF HEALTHCARE.

6.  MAKE LOBBYING ILLEGAL

7.  LIMIT TERMS OF SENATE/CONGRESS

8.  ELIMINATE TAX BREAKS FOR CORPORATIONS.  THEY AREN’T GOING TO CREATE JOBS FOR AMERICANS ANYWAY. THEY WILL ALWAYS SEND JOBS OUT OF THIS COUNTRY ANYWAY

9.  EQUAL RIGHTS FOR EVERYONE, REGARDLESS OF RACE, SEXUAL PERSUASION OR RELIGION

10.  LIMIT GOVERNMENT INTERVENTION IN THE HOMES AND BEDROOMS OF AMERICANS

11.  ABORTION AND GAY MARRIAGE ARE RELIGIOUS VIEWS.  THEY DO NOT BELONG IN GOVERNMENT.  THEY ARE THE DOMAIN OF CHURCHES.  KEEP THEM THERE

12.  WITH A FLAT TAX RATE, THERE IS NO NEED FOR THE IRS.  ELIMINATE THE IRS

13.  STOP PANDERING TO THE OIL COMPANIES.  THE COMPANIES THAT POLLUTE AND DECIMATE GREAT ECOSYSTEMS SHOULD HAVE TO PAY FOR CLEANUP, PLUS PUNITIVE DAMAGES.  NO DRILLING ON OUR COASTS BY FOREIGN OIL COMPANIES.  STOP THEIR INSANE TAX BREAKS.  THEY HAVE HAD RECORD PROFITS ON THE BACKS OF THE AMERICAN PEOPLE

14.  STEP UP ECOLOGICAL PROTECTIONS FOR OUR WILDERNESS AREAS. NO DRILLING IN WILDERNESS AREAS

15. MANDATE ALL CARS BE HYBRIDS BY 2016

16.  INSTITUTE GOVERNMENT PROGRAMS TO MAKE SOLAR POWER VIABLE FOR ALL BUSINESSES AND AMERICANS